poisonouscupcake · F
my bf puts them under his thighs, i just eat them a lil frozen
grape > strawberry
grape > strawberry
Degbeme · 70-79, M
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
They also make for a good raft
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@CaptainBard For Bards?
itsok · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard how many uncrustables do you think it’d take to hold me?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@itsok what flavor?
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
I… can I party with you?
itsok · 31-35, F
@JRVanguard yeah, I’ve got more uncrustables
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@itsok It’s a date
GoFish ·
set it on top of the coffee maker when its making coffee
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Got it, thanks
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Okay. So, try this. Buy airline ticket, make sure it’s a jet and at least a 1.5 hour flight so you get to full altitude. Take an incrustable with you on the plane. When you reach cruising altitude notice how must the packaging has expanded. It will look like it’s been filled with air. Resist eating, don’t open, check when landed. Back to normal. People will say it expanded when the plane was at cruising altitude because the cabin pressure has decreased from close to sea level to 7,000ft AGL. Air pressure decreased 23pct outside of the package - not inside, so the package expands. BUT this explanation is false. The truth is that it’s pure magic. That’s the sole reason.
itsok · 31-35, F
@DownTheStreet I’ll get right on that
Pfuzylogic · M
Worried about soap?? 😲 Hot bath water will melt the pectin in the jelly and make it soggy!
Sojournersoul · M
I try not eat in the tub but let us know about the soap. Lol
Pstttt....
There's easier ways 👀
There's easier ways 👀
Sorceress · 22-25, F
You know what else is super underrated? Bringing a bath towel into the bath. It's literally a warm, weighted blanket ^^
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Boeing · 36-40
@itsok you drag it out the bathtub, wet and heavy and the water fills the floor, then you squeeze it into the sink, removing the hair that has stuck on it, esp if you have long hair, hair is swirling around, you try again, then another one, more water on the floor. Once squeezed you then leave it aside and keep a tab open in your head regarding when are you going to wash it for 3 days, until you finally start the washing machine....
Reject · 31-35, M
I’ve heard those are amazing if you air fry them. I’m not sure about the bathtub method, but hey, uncrustables and a hot bath are one of the better ways to spend an afternoon. 🥴
Degbeme · 70-79, M
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