Well don’t just do something, stand there! 🤨

@UndercoverBard it’s our auntie’s graduation 🤨

@Temporallube I’m tired of graduation parties for all the online certifications she pays for 😒

@UndercoverBard stop judging her student enrollment addiction! We spoke about this!

@Temporallube she didn’t graduate high school yet she thinks she has an mba from Harvard in crystal healing 🤦‍♂️

@UndercoverBard so what? Let her dream! Dreams can turn into high school diplomas! Age is just a number dammit 🤨

@Temporallube yea and hers is higher than her SAT score

@UndercoverBard take that back. You know we don’t say things like that when we’re in her house 🤨

@Temporallube my basement isn’t her house 😒

@UndercoverBard see! This is exactly what I mean. Stop judging her. If she thinks your basement is her five star mansion where she has forbidden copulation with Johnny depp, while watching southpark reruns, let her be!

@Temporallube this isn’t helping her 😒

@UndercoverBard baby steps! I’m talking wobbly toddler like baby steps. We can’t just hit her with the reality that she’s living in the mountain with you and @NIC0LE. 🤔

That will traumatize her

@Temporallube none cares about me being traumatized 😒

@UndercoverBard It’s always you you you. Every time you fall off a tree, lose a million dollars, aunties move in your house and drive up your electricity bill, you’re still complaining constantly.

Why can’t you stop being so selfish, and just allow people to continue to use yo….I mean you continue to help people.

@Temporallube you have like 8 spare rooms 😒

@UndercoverBard yea…I mean you’re right.

But that’s besides the point 🤨 why can’t you just be happy for me?

@Temporallube all from the money you scammed auntie out of with your “dog walking certification” 🙄

@UndercoverBard now why you gonna bring that up again? I told you, that dude on the corner assured me the looseleaf it was written on, was authorized by an accredited association 🤨

@Temporallube yea sure 😒

@UndercoverBard you never support me in any of my accomplishments, you or our deluded auntie 😒

@Temporallube I’m just jealous

@UndercoverBard why? It’s my bic pen ink looseleaf certification. Isn’t it?

I’ll rip it up right now, if you tell me too. Auntie thought it was pasta the other day.

@Temporallube it was my idea and you know it

@UndercoverBard just when I thought we were having a family moment, you try to pull the old, “looseleaf certification, given to me by a random guy dressed as Chun Li, was always my idea and you know it”, card. 🙄

@Temporallube I’m ashamed to call you a 3rd cousin two times removed

@UndercoverBard yea well my 5th cousin’s mother’s ex boyfriend’s colleague’s job acquaintance, tells me otherwise 🤨