If I told you that, I’d have to kill you....on the positive side, you’d know where you were going to be. 😉

I wouldn't...that is what friends are for 🙄

I’d dump it near a crematory or large funeral home. The proximity to such an establishment would probably allow the police to jump to the obvious, but erroneous, conclusion.

I used to tell our kids that their badly behaved elder Brother was under the concrete of the front porch..😷

Soledar

in Joe Biden's garage.

Easy to hide. Just find an alligator pit and 24 hours later nothing to be seen

In a crematorium

Hiding never works well...

I couldn’t

A cemetery

The morgue.

Just put it with the rest of my mail, that should do it