Where would you hide a dead body?

I wouldn't...that is what friends are for 🙄

I’d dump it near a crematory or large funeral home. The proximity to such an establishment would probably allow the police to jump to the obvious, but erroneous, conclusion.

Soledar

Somewhere feral pigs could get to it.

in Joe Biden's garage.

I used to tell our kids that their badly behaved elder Brother was under the concrete of the front porch..😷

Easy to hide. Just find an alligator pit and 24 hours later nothing to be seen

Hiding never works well...

I couldn’t

A cemetery

The morgue.

In a crematorium

If I told you that, I’d have to kill you....on the positive side, you’d know where you were going to be. 😉

Just put it with the rest of my mail, that should do it