The Virgin and the U.F.O

There was once a handsome virgin boy that couldn't find a girlfriend because he was poor. Even though many girls wanted him they couldn't get over the fact he was dirty poor. The boy will spend his nights looking at the sky. One day he saw something passing by that was unusual, he wished for a beautiful woman. Now he will go own with his life wondering a shooting star will pass by in the night sky. One day he became rich and all the girls wanted him. But that night that shooting start landed and a woman came out. She spoke and told him "I've come for you". As the spaceship took off, she put it on auto-pilot. The rest is history.