Just like you need to start your work experience before you were born.

Fact: the majority of missing persons cases go unsolved because the individual in question did not inform authorities prior to their death.

Please let authorities know before you die. Thank you.

But I love it.That's pretty much the truth , that's the sad part

Oh. Guess I'll just cease to exist then

When you are born and your mom doesn't have insurance to cover the delivery