I wish it was as easy to get a woman into bed as a man is

Bro, it is super easy to get me into bed. All you gotta say is, "You have nothing to do today."

Now, if you want me in the same bed as you, I'm gonna need a lot of vodka.

I wish men were less easy

I have gotten guys to do a lot for me just for sex

Then you never met my cousin Teri Ann, she had a reputation in school as the crew slut.