I don’t even care if they’re hot. They can never leave me, and would be an amazing listener. I’d never have to be scared that they were tired of me or hated me. We’d never argue, and they’d never say anything to hurt my feelings. I’m in.
@pancakeslam true, I guess I would take her back if she could talk or do anything really. She was just really lazy and would lay in bed all day. Got tiresome after a while
@pancakeslam I imagine some lonely care giver would do it but I need a partner who can respond. Give me feedback. Actually worry about whether or not I will fart while his face is down there.