I Am Single

The joys of being single..
I get all of the bed.
I get all of the bed clothes.
I don't mind the smell of my own feet.
I don't need a man I have my teddy.

The downside of being single..
2015 - single
2016 - single
2017 - a 'nearly' date.
2018 - single
Consistency is one of my traits.