He 💨arted in the store and an employee heard him and looked disgusted and I had to force myself not to laugh as I was walking behind him

I told him just wait.

We then went to another store. There was a lady alll the way down at the other end. I 💨 really loud and he pushed into me and said "what the eff." I did it again 💨 "WHAT THE EFF"..... 💨 "WHAT THE EFF!"

Between the second and the third 💨 she looked our way and I was starting to laugh hysterically. Then another person from behind walks past us into the smells...







This is the most sw post ever.