Today some girl ran out of the grocery store and screamed "HEY SIR DID YOU FORGET YOUR CHICKEN???!!111" 🐔🐔🐔🐔!

and I was like what? I don't remember buying a chicken.

And she is just outside running towards me with this frozen chicken over her head like there's a fire.

I examined it and said, "nope I didn't buy it" and she said, "oh" and walked back inside.

I love my neighborhood. This would never happen in other parts of town. Someone would have just taken it. Finders keepers. But no, on this side of town people NEED to know who owns this chicken. 🐔

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FreeLittleBird · F

😂

How thoughtful though 😌⭐

Reminds me of the time I walked my dog behind a row of houses when I saw a flying chicken then a flying fish - both landing just in front of me

I was stunned lol then I realised they had no regard for a trash can and just decided to throw the carcass’s out onto a public path

Pretty gross yet lol thinking how i could have been in the direct firing line of a chicken and a fish

Errr

Lol close call 😅

TheHammer · M

In a parallel universe, someone is missing a chicken.

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