Tonight at the grocery store I was trying to scan a birthday cake

and it wasn’t working, and someone said “that looks delicious” and I looked up and it was a man who worked there. I told him I couldn’t get it to scan and he tried and it wouldn’t work, so he said he’d try his handheld scanner, so I tilted the cake to the side, and he said “no! don’t tilt the cake!” and got down on his knees and CROUCHED under this cake to try and scan it, and it wouldn’t work, so he typed in the price for me and I went on with my scanning.

Then when I was leaving I heard a “have a good evening, ma’am” and I looked over and it was him and I said “you too” and smiled. And then, he bowed. Like a full arm across abdomen, he bowed at me

That’s all that happened, but I’m not sure if I’ve been bowed at before.

You’re welcome to bow for me now.

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SethGreene531 · M

There'll be an honor guard of bag boys lined to the parking lot, next time you grace their presence.

When is the coronation, your highness, Queen of Custard?

itsok · 31-35, F

@SethGreene531 invitations will be sent out as soon as the coronation date is announced. I’ll make sure you get an invitation as such a loyal supporter 👸

SethGreene531 · M

@itsokMy stars!, it's the Queen's Jubilee all over again, and I've not a thing to wear.
Proud to be in attendance as a royal supporter.

itsok · 31-35, F

@SethGreene531 might I recommend a formal apron?

SethGreene531 · M

@itsok (🤣 I love that! going to wear this out to our next gourmet bistro meal in town, instead of a suit.)

Impeccable taste as ever, my lady.
Fancy Dress for the culinary kingdom.