The first and only time I kissed a girl

I was at the club with my roommate and two guys and they were telling us that everybody thinks they're gay when they see them together. Then they tried from each other's drinks and my roommate told them that if they intertwine their arms with their glasses and drink that way, then they have to kiss. She said that's what they do in Russia when they get married and I said we do it in Greece too so we should show them. So we drank with our arms intertwined and kissed on the lips. Then she told me that (TW: racism) she's never seen Asian guys' eyes being so wide before lmao.

When I left to come back to my country she told me if I ever think about girls another way I should consider being with her hahaha. So when her friend visited my city a few months later, I bought a ring and told her to give it to my (former) roommate when she sees her again as a birthday present and also a marriage proposal. To be honest if she ever moved here I'd live with her and sign a civil union with her in order for her to become an EU citizen.