The most satisfying part of a trip is looking at maps planning what you're going to do.

I don't go on vacation to relax, I'll plan every single day so that I can see as much as I can with as little money as possible. We're going to walk in the mountains for 3 hours and I don't wanna hear any complaints. We're going to swim in 3 different beaches every day and have breakfast from the cheapest bakery and I'm going to search every single souvenir shop for the best thing cause I'm not just going to buy the first magnet I see in front of me. I have a list of every single thing I'm going to pack and yes I know you forgot to bring toothpaste but don't worry I have you covered. I'll also take the best landscape photos and send them to you so you can upload them and impress other people.