Shoplifting from JcPenney is too easy

@NativePortlander1970 It was a long time ago.

@WaafaS Apparently not long enough

@NativePortlander1970 I don't think she will be there again

@WaafaS Did you know that in the average department store, one in ten shoppers is actually a loss prevention agent, and you never know who they are. Next time you won't be so lucky.

@NativePortlander1970 ill run fast next time

@WaafaS Until the two crouched at the doors ambushes you as you pass through them.

@WaafaS She was doing her duty

@NativePortlander1970 blah blah

@NativePortlander1970 she wont be there to catch me again.

@WaafaS Most likely it'll be an LPA that cuffs you the next time you try a five finger discount.

@NativePortlander1970 they still have to catch me first anyways.