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I'm thinking of putting a curse on Amazon!

Today I spent... I don't want to say how long, because it's embarrassing, but I spent a lonnnnnnnnnnnnng while cutting up all the empty boxes left from Amazon shipments... damn you to hades Amazon!

And NOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's not my fault for ordering too much crap or letting the boxes pile up. It's ALL Amazon's fault!

I'm not a proper Warlock, so curse help would be appreciated 😁
You can repurpose them...and...take out your repressed anger.

Simply retain said parcels, stuff with unwanted household clutter, and reseal.
Place on front step for porch pirates to spirit away...free of charge!!
Ontheroad · M
@SethGreene531 Brilliant! It's declutter time anyway 😁
@Ontheroad 🤭👍
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
I think me and your SW friends needs to have an intervention.
Ontheroad · M
@Queendragonfly Probably... or maybe yah, definitely 🤣
Fairydust · F
Amazon means Freemason

Amason… the logo is the tail of the devil.
Ontheroad · M
@Fairydust Blackrock group holds a little over 3% of Amazon stock... it DOES NOT own or control Amazon.
Fairydust · F
@Ontheroad

Also vanguard who blackrock own shares in, it’s all hands on each others pockets.
Ontheroad · M
@Fairydust Of course different successful investment groups invest in one another... makes perfect sense.

While I think the whole investment/stock market industry is not always good for our economy, and yes, they are hell-bent on profit for the sake of profit, many of these investment groups do some pretty awesome things in the way of charity, free hospital care for children, etc., etc.
NerdySoph · 26-30, F
Hire someone to help 🫠 Someone who would work for coffee only
Ontheroad · M
@NerdySoph Geez! You drive a hard bargain!
NerdySoph · 26-30, F
@Ontheroad And since the boxes are all done, .. i get the 2 lattes for doing absolutely diddly doo. 😂
Me win .. scooby dooby doooo
Ontheroad · M
@NerdySoph Hmmm, a clever little bugger I see... you bear considerable watching 👀😂
Should have sent them to me - my cat loves shredding cardboard... just as long as it's not his purpose bought cardboard scratch post.
Ontheroad · M
@HootyTheNightOwl That is one thing my cat does like that I got for her - the cardboard scratch pads. That gives me an idea, I can make those out of the boxes.
Same haha I’m pretty sure the Amazon drivers know my house by heart lol
Ontheroad · M
@Wallflow3r Right? I'm thinking the person who delivers to my address needs to be on my Christmas list 😁
ArtieKat · M
You leave Amazon alone!!! I don't know what I'd do nowadays without Prime!
Ontheroad · M
@ArtieKat I know, the same damn dog bit me!😁
That's one reason why I don't order groceries online. I also don't want to pay for shipping. But I live near shopping so it's not a big deal.
I fail to understand how is it amazons fault
Ontheroad · M
@mysteryespresso It's a joke, something I'm laughing at myself about... lighten up.
From what I know a curse requires blood .

But fuck Amazon, ketchup will suffice 😏
Ontheroad · M
@OogieBoogie Well, in using a box cutter (with razor blade insert), I did manage to nick myself... so there was blood 😂
@Ontheroad ahhh..."tis done " 😌

So long as you cursed and said fuck ....is good🤷 😂
Ontheroad · M
@OogieBoogie I may have (def did) uttered enough curse words to shame a sailor... so yep, it's done 😁
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We have a mountain of boxes in our room 🤣
Ontheroad · M
@V00doo Awww, that's sweet. I could make a sizeable fort with what I've got 😁
@Ontheroad Do it! We even made a new toy for the cat. Clearly he's unbothered
Ontheroad · M
@V00doo Yeah... my cat was totally unimpressed with the little bed I made for her out of boxes... instead, she climbed up on a shelf where I keep extra folded towels and made that her sleep time perch.

 
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