Please rate this Amazon product picture on a scale from 1 to 10

I’ve got a loverly bunch of cocks
See them all astanding in a row
Big ones small ones
SOME AS BIG AS YER EAD!
Give ‘‘em a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said

It’s a 9/10 from me; although they really captured the contemplative expression of the bird in the tiny mirror, I have to dock a point because I have no idea what the product is being sold.

I need one to hang like a mobile over my bed, so when I wake and sit up I will know if I’m “handsome again”

I give it a 10 of 10.
It seems to have a filter to make the cock look better than it actually is.

I feel like I will dream about this tonight

A cock mirror? ⭐⭐

This sounds like work 😐

10 outta 10