Sometimes ya gotta wonder

Reading customer reviews about experiences at various businesses.

I think my two favorites were a mother who took their toddler to a zoo and was mortified by a male zebra which was sporting an unusually large appendage and running about humming “In the Mood.” She angrily criticized the zoo for allowing such behavior around children, not training the zebra to abstain from such displays or at the very least, creating a private area walled off from innocent eyes so “I don’t have to answer my child’s questions.”

The other was a restaurant pilloried in the reviews for not having lobster of equally high quality as their beef, “Grass-fed.”