So I went shopping at Kohl’s, not really my go-to place to shop but a few years ago (when I had good credit lol) I signed up for a Kohl’s credit card. I just did it to get 20% off this big purchase of work clothes I was making. I’ve never actually used the CC till now, but it has an $800 limit, so eh why not. Among other things, I bought this dress:
Pretty basic sports dress, but yeah why not. It’s a 2XL, and in most things I wear a 3XL (or size 18 jeans), but this was the largest size they had.
One thing I realized about Kohl’s (that I fucking hate) is that in store they literally do not carry any clothes whatsoever above a size 2XL/16. And the majority of clothing items only went up to XL (14). And of course you’ll be lucky to find more than one XL or XXL on the rack, but of course at least 30-40% of what’s on the rack is either XS or S. Weirdly I didn’t see all that many malnourished children shopping for women’s clothes at Kohl’s, seems they expect them to be coming in droves… Like, that’s ridiculous right? Like okay sure, I’m fairly fat, I know that. But so are a lot of fucking people, especially in this country, and I really don’t think I’m that outrageously fat?? I literally wear more or less the average women’s clothing size worn in America, if not maybe 1 size above. You didn’t see me come in on a Walmart scooter is all I’m saying.
Also literally they didn’t have a single pair of underwear above XL. Luckily some were stretchy enough I was able to buy some. But even more fucking ridiculous, they didn’t have a single bra that was remotely large enough; of the stretchy ones that don’t go by the band size + cup size sizing conventions, they literally only had as large as XL, and they were fucking sparse.
But yeah I digress. So this dress is interesting, it has built-in shorts, and in the back you can pull them down such that you can take a piss without getting naked
which is of course nifty.
But not quite as niftily, the front part is fully connected,
(ewww my fupa) which makes wiping afterward a bit of a logistical challenge… Also, since it’s technically a size too small, and that’s extra apparent in the chesticle area, when I lay down on my back I get serious side-boobage
Like I know I’m not the biggest tiddy bitch around. Stop treating me like a giantess, Kohl’s 🙄.
