I enjoy shopping at “normal” stores only, but NOT Costco! [I Enjoy Grocery Shopping]
The person who created Costco:
“I have an idea. Let’s make a store the size of a small town with 500 aisles and zero organization. We can put the eggs by the pillows and the motor oil by the baby food. Better yet, let’s not label ANY of the aisles so that people can just wander aimlessly through the store all day and bump into each other. Let’s also sell everything in huge packages that they can’t even fit through their front door. And let’s make this place look as trashy as it is…concrete floors, brick walls, and no music.
“But wait—here’s the best part! We can insult our shoppers’ intelligence by making them PAY just to be able to get into this junkhole and spend even more money!”
And before you say anything, Sam’s Club is just as bad.
“I have an idea. Let’s make a store the size of a small town with 500 aisles and zero organization. We can put the eggs by the pillows and the motor oil by the baby food. Better yet, let’s not label ANY of the aisles so that people can just wander aimlessly through the store all day and bump into each other. Let’s also sell everything in huge packages that they can’t even fit through their front door. And let’s make this place look as trashy as it is…concrete floors, brick walls, and no music.
“But wait—here’s the best part! We can insult our shoppers’ intelligence by making them PAY just to be able to get into this junkhole and spend even more money!”
And before you say anything, Sam’s Club is just as bad.
36-40, M
