I Got Caught Wearing A Slip
Thought all was cool, wife taking a shower and alone in our bedroom. I spotted one of her long and lacy slips laying on the bed , just too inviting so I pulled it on over my head and let it fall loosely about me, the feeling was so fantastic that I must have lost track of the precious few moments I had, I twirled around and there stood my wife - Oh Sh*t!- That took a lot of explaining and I am not sure I succeeded. But at least she didn't through me out!