When you take ages to get comfy in bed and then when you eventually do your bladder turns against you

My lazy and frustrated ass thinking "why not just piss the bed just to show them who's boss"

Who am I showing who's boss? Myself? Is that really a boss move. REALLY BRAIN?

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turningthekeys · 31-35, F

Ikr. Actually the bladder reflex kicks in when we're relaxed. How the hell is that convenient?