I Talk to Myself
I watched Mum's DVD of Blackadder a while ago, One of my favourite bits of dialogue is:
Melchett: Ah Blackadder, talking to yourself?
Blackadder: Yes. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.
Melchett: Ah Blackadder, talking to yourself?
Blackadder: Yes. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.