If i was a writer story idea

A guy literally stays alive thanks to Late Night Talk Show hosts, but one day they all aren't funny anymore, so facing an imminent demise he turns his interests to the dark side with compulsive obsessive true crime consumption, and the story would just go on and on where nothing bad happens just what he's consuming.

Globe and Mail would say "Starts off good, but went on for 800 pages too long"

and The New Yorker would say "For the love of God take any writing implements away from this madman."

and USA Today would say "Will surely turn your brain to mush."