Can I stay at your place for a little while?

@deadgerbil that would be the kind of guest you’d be

@ShepherdBard says the one wanting up crash at my place

@deadgerbil your place is a public bridge

@ShepherdBard and you want to stay here

@deadgerbil I’ve paid more taxes into it than you have 🙄

@ShepherdBard yet here you are begging for a place to stay, be humble

@deadgerbil I was being polite, move it or lose it 😒

@ShepherdBard have some grace for the poor people

@deadgerbil there’s a hierarchy in this homeless village bro

@ShepherdBard ok lil bro

@deadgerbil have some respec

@ShepherdBard there's a hierarchy based on height

@deadgerbil I’m taller when I stand on my Benjamin’s

@ShepherdBard your Benjamin's are going to a mortgage, which Dave Ramsey doesn't approve of