One time I went on this date with a woman and she ordered the devils drink right in front of me.

I had to bust out my holy root beer to protect myself from the glaring can of coke that sat across from at the beach shack. I even threw some at her and just like any demon worshipping Satan she became red all over just like her can of soda and started screaming profanities at me.

I’m not sure what ever happened to that woman but I hope that everyone can learn the importance of having a flask of blessed holy root beer on your person at all times.