I was this🤏🏽 close to falling asleep until my body randomly jolted me awake

@SomeIrishPerson this is gonna annoy me when you tell me what this means because I feel like I should've understood it instantly

Heinz beans? Beez-knees? WHAT'S THE JOKE

@HijabaDabbaDoo
It's worcestershire sauce but in an offensively low resolution image 🥲

@SomeIrishPerson honestly I was thinking that, because when df was beans in a bottle? Can you give me one that doesn't look like it was produced during the battle of Waterloo

@HijabaDabbaDoo
Oh now you want text that you can actually read? Well aren't you important? Would you like anything else with that, ma'am? 😒

@SomeIrishPerson excuse me, service with a smile is part of the British constitution, did you skip over that part?

@HijabaDabbaDoo
We uncivilised folk have no need of such things. The only smile I can offer you is a vaguely unsettling emoji 🙂

@SomeIrishPerson I feel unsafe

@HijabaDabbaDoo
That feeling has arrived a week late. We've been sharing the same country for a whole week now 🙂

@SomeIrishPerson i was in Ireland for 2 months back in 2022 so this isn't the first time I've felt your ominous presence

@HijabaDabbaDoo
And they didn't warn me beforehand? I would have used my veto to stop you being allowed in 😐

@SomeIrishPerson that's that pompous Oxford air intoxicating you again, I said Ireland babe, not the pentagon. Hold the guards