you are in the woods at night & hear a stick crack nearby, what do you think it is most likely?
Poll - Total Votes: 10
samsquantch
the ghost of Elvis Presley
itty bitty bread crust monsters
sitting ducks
Carl Sagan returning from the future still wearing a turtleneck
a naked man with a micropenis mid-stream (urine) tied to a tree
Oprah Winfrey's dildo carried by a stork
You can only vote on one answer.