Grocery shopping

Earlier today I was at the grocery store reading the nutrition label on a bottle of Paul Newman’s dressing.

A young woman, probably in her early twenties, was browsing, looked over at me and asked, “Who is Paul Newman?”.

A little surprised, I responded with "He was a famous actor back in the day – a heartthrob, basically a Brad Pitt".

Still with a puzzled look on her face, she hit me with “Who is Brad Pit?”

I’m still at the senior center eating applesauce.