Am I being targeted?

Did you hear about the lady who went to the laundromat and all the machines were taken? There was one guy running around saying "idk how my mom does it! Everything says 'wash separately'!!!!!!!"

I think that's only to prevent wrinkles

If you don't care about wrinkles, I think you can ignore it

That's how you get wrinkles.

Sounds like a dictatorship!