Dad joke but long:Chief Know-It -All vs Jock
Several years ago, Jock, a Scotsman, decided to travel to the American Southwest that he had long admired from westerns. One day, he was walking down a dusty street in New Mexico, when he saw a man dressed in native garb, with a sign saying “ Chief Know-It-All. Ask him any question, if he knows the answer, you pay him $10. If he doesn’t, he pays you $20.
Jock walked up to the Chief and greeted him with “how.” The Chief looked at Jock and explained that “how” was not really a traditional native greeting, it was mainly used in movies. Jock apologized and asked if he could still give the Chief his question. The Chief said go ahead, and Jock asked the following-“ who scored the winning goal in the Scottish FA cup final of 1948?”
The Chief pondered for a while, and then replied “ Ian McIntyre for Rangers over Hibernian, score was 1-0.”Jock was astonished by this correct answer, and paid the Chief his $10.
About a dozen years later, Jock again travelled to the Southwest, and found himself walking down the same dusty street. He saw Chief Know-It-All, but forgot all about his inappropriate greeting, so he walked up and said “how.”
The Chief replied “ a header in the 54th minute.”
Jock walked up to the Chief and greeted him with “how.” The Chief looked at Jock and explained that “how” was not really a traditional native greeting, it was mainly used in movies. Jock apologized and asked if he could still give the Chief his question. The Chief said go ahead, and Jock asked the following-“ who scored the winning goal in the Scottish FA cup final of 1948?”
The Chief pondered for a while, and then replied “ Ian McIntyre for Rangers over Hibernian, score was 1-0.”Jock was astonished by this correct answer, and paid the Chief his $10.
About a dozen years later, Jock again travelled to the Southwest, and found himself walking down the same dusty street. He saw Chief Know-It-All, but forgot all about his inappropriate greeting, so he walked up and said “how.”
The Chief replied “ a header in the 54th minute.”
