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hunkalove · 70-79, M
When I was about 12 I learned this sophisticated new word that meant to chew. It was "masticate." I was looking for a chance to use it. One evening at dinner I told my sister to masturbate her food well. As soon as I said I realized I'd gotten it wrong. Then I realized what I'd said.