Went to the shed to get something. Next thing I know was a spider on my chest.

Needless to say im standing here topples now. Still can't find the little demon.

Brain insisting he's in my shorts, hiding.

Stop it brain! You're ok. Was just a little Spider.


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I ended up naked in my shed.

Wish this was an exaggeration. But, it's not.

Thank you once again, oh brain of mine.