Sometimes I wander around my property at night with no pants on and wonder if anyone would ever be this weird with me...

This free. This playful. This sexy.

Life is so serious and everyone is pissed off, so jaded by poor experiences they give up... but does anyone wander around at midnight with no pants on with me? No, you don't and you might feel better if you did.

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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

I have too many neighbors with cameras pointing at least partially towards my property to walk around with my bait and tackle freely on display.🤔😂

MarbleMarvel

@thepreposterouspanda but you need airrrrrrr

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@MarbleMarvel Go out for a walk and air the ol' undercarriage out 😂

MarbleMarvel

@thepreposterouspanda yes it's good for your soul. Our bits deserve it too.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@MarbleMarvel They do! I'm at least smoking bottomless tonight with the window open so it kind of counts. 😌

MarbleMarvel

@thepreposterouspanda totally counts