So The Jagoff Neighbor…

Who keeps trying to purposely hit me with his car, drove into a pothole which keeps messing up his car. This is like the 5th or 6th time he messed up his car trying to do this. Karma. Or CARma. He got so mad when I started laughing like a maniac. Then he gets out of his car and flexes in a downward pose and then proceeds to take his shirt off like he wants to throw down all the while still in this downward flex pose which makes me laugh even harder. Then his gf is in the passenger seat saying “babe she’s not worth it” which only makes me laugh twice as hard. But then the gf gets involved and starts calling me names. Then I bring up something about her that really makes her even more mad. Then I say back to her “oh sweetie, if you guys keep trying to hit me with your car, I’m going to make sure you look like fools in the process.” They didn’t like that one bit. Of course now their family and friends come out of the house they all live in and get involved too. The original guy, i.e. the guy who tries to run me over then started to walk towards me but he was doing the whole “hold me back” thing that wannabe tough guys do to make them seem like a badass but they end up looking like clowns instead. I just laughed as they kept yelling obscenities at me like it was supposed to bother me. It didn’t. Anyway, I just needed to post about the late evening escapades. 😄🤣😅