If Someone Tried Tickling Me…

One of two things may happen. Or possibly both. I would either retaliate with hostility berating you for getting into my personal space. Or I will bite you. Yes, I do bite. I bite really hard too. Don’t touch me. I don’t care about you wanting to cheer me up or make me smile. I may be ticklish but stay dafuq out of my personal space. Me being ticklish is not an invitation for you and I to be friends. That is not going to endear me to you. In fact that would only make me despise you even more than I already did before. This is a similar reaction I will give to random people trying to hug me too. For some strange reason today’s society thinks it’s ok to hug strangers for no apparent reason. Or the reason they give is because they think I need a hug because I’m not in a good mood. I don’t like being hugged by people I do know, I most definitely won’t react kindly to people that I don’t know trying that tickling or hugging crap. Keep your hands to yourself. No hugging, no tickling, no problems. Just a word of advice. 🙄