I Am Me

My first daughter: We have to go see "Now You See Me Too" in support of my husband Mark Ruffalo
Me: I'm too busy supporting my husband on his movie "The Crow"
My other daughter: he's dead mom
Me: it's a long distance relationship so leave me alone.
First daughter: it's a real long distance relationship. He's down under. People are gonna say "Oh what part of Australia is he from?" Oh wait no I meant 6 feet under!