Imma open a buffet called Going Overboard.

It will embody the all you can eat experience. You and your food are weighed and if you can eat 10 pounds of food your meal is free. If you weigh 450 pounds your meal is free. if you have a heart attack, your meal is put in a to go container, but it's not free. the desserts section is labeled the Diabeetus Alcove and the Meats section is Heart Attack Avenue. Diet soda is included with every meal for your health.

@itsok