I had a Whopper tonight….

@beermeplease hahaha have I got a story for you, about the last time I ate from McDicks 😣

@ImpeccablyImperfect uh oh! does it involve your butt and your toilet 😬

@beermeplease noooo, (although I can see why my comment would give that impression haha) So I’ll make this short…one night, about five years ago, my daughter was here and we had consumed a few drinks…her friend came to get her at about 1:00 am to “go for McD’s”…me, being in a drunken state said “sure, bring me a 1/4 pounder! I haven’t had one for years!”
They brought the burger back to me, and I managed to take about 3-4 bites, and as I sat there bewildered, I swear to you, I didn’t even understand what was happening….all three bites which I had already chewed and swallowed, came right back out!!! I wasn’t ‘vomiting’ and I wasn’t ‘retching’ in ANY way, it just simply came right back out the way it went in. For real.
It was like my body just said “Nope. No. Not today!”

Hahaha

@ImpeccablyImperfect Did you chew it first?

@Vin53 haha yes. I did.

@ImpeccablyImperfect poor little burger patty...as it went down it saw what you were drinking... red wine from a box....get back out... lol jk 😋

@beermeplease hey now, don’t go dissin’ my choice of cardboardeaux!!!!

@ImpeccablyImperfect actually, i have heard some are pretty good nowadays. not like the garbage when they first came out.

@ImpeccablyImperfect LOL. Never hear that before but I’m gonna remember it!