My next alt is going to be called magneticmanbeast
Hes a rugged man.. 35.. dark hair.. peircing light blue eyes, a jaw like a god, and the only thing better than his beautifully toned body, is his supernatural cock. He spent time in special forces, but a war injury required him to retire from the army early. With that extra time he decided to take up sailing, and bought a boat with the payout from the government insurence he bought for this possibility.
Unfortunately, after a world circumnavigation race, he got lost at sea after a storm destroyed his mast. He drifted for years.. until finally creating a new mast of great white shark spines, jaws, teeth, and driftwood. With sails made from tanned and stretched killer whale skin. All of which he aquired by luring them close to the boat then jumping on their backs and punching their heads in with many great heroic blows.
This harrowing experience only made him a harder, stronger, and more capable man. He even started taking on a kind of glow at night, as his inner strength became so great it started to literally shine through, his flawless tan skin. But he didn't do it all alone. along the way he met a quirky and comical side kick pokeyprick, do to it being a puffer fish. That was great at keeping him company. At the bottom of this page will be a picture.
Eventually he landed on an island, that radioed to the nearest mainland for help, but a boat wouldnt get there for a month, do to the location and the low priority of the pickup. Considering there is no emergency and plenty of food and support to assist him in recovering from his biblical ordeal. So he must settle in and make the best of his time there.
However a month is a long time, and he is a very virile and a attractive man, who has been deprived at see far too long. Fortunately for him, the native women of the island, who culturally speaking, are free for endulging their every sexual whim or desire without shame. Their culture also ritualizes the highly spiritual practice of butt secks, as the highest expression of any sexual experience.
It was a fabled tradition, that got started when another, mysteriously shipwrecked sailor by the name of younghipdude landed upon its shores with a case of a incredible smelling fragrance, he called axe body spray. He showed them, with the body spray, the highly spiritual practice of butt secks, so one could achieve nirvana. The island was never the same after. Unfortunately just an unexpectedly he appeared to spread the practice, he vanished never again to be seen.
The native women taught magneticmanbeast this reverend practice, and he used it to great effect. Most days the women could barely stand, do to their weakened knees, but to make matters worse for them, they could neither sit comfortably, do to the size and stamina of his majestical member. But alas, all good things must end, and the day the rescue ship came,
The devastated women gathered on the shores, all wailing, tearing at their hair and garments in grief, as magneticmanbeast left with head held high, knowing not just that he showed them new levels of sexual gratification, but also left many of them impregnated to populate the island with his nobile sires. All of life was in total harmony with his inner greatness.
Then after another voyage back home, he finally lands in civilization again, and walks slowly down from the ship, ablazed in the morning light like a God. He is everything, every man wants to be, and every girl wants to be with. Even the lesbians begin to have inexplicable, and as of yet felt sensations deep within starting to slowly surface. Their sexuality spectrum neddle being pulled like the north needle on a compass, though instead their orientation needle moved towards magneticmanbeast.
This brings us to his making a profile here. To spread tales of glory and conquest, and to share his exquisite manliness with the good and noble citizens of this magnificent website similarworlds.com.
Its all true i swear it!!! i was there!!! Or my name is not pokeyprick!!!
VioletSparkles, 25yrs old, a real fairy princess. She has a doll like appearance, long wavy, pastel violet hair, amber colored eyes, elegant like a ballerina. She works with Cirque Du Soleil. Once you see her magic fairy act you will never be the same. In here free time, she likes to make and sell charms, amulets, potions to give a bit of magic to the peoples. ✨✨ Sw amuses her. She even sells temporary love potions to the catfish of Sw, give the feet fetish sweeps photos of her elegant fairy feet soaking in a basin of majestic water and flower petals.
@nonsensiclesnail yeah i read that.. i hadnt read anything like it before and loved it... i think maybe the similarity of how somewhat nonsensical brains think alike!! They might not match, but rhyme?
@nonsensiclesnail i think it resonates because so much of life really is absurd. Of course not distilled and compounded into an entertaining narrative, but still.. life is all to often totally absurd.
