Have you ever shoplifted?

I have.
Once when I was about 15, I stole a pipe from a store so my friend and I could smoke the pipe tobacco he stole from his father.

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turningthekeys · 31-35, F

I was in kindergarten. My mother would sometimes tell me during one of her neurotic anger episodes to go get it myself if I'm so clever. So I just went in one day to a store to steal a stationery item my parents wouldn't buy for me. Because I wanted to prove to her that I'm so clever, to gain her approval.

DavidBianchet2 · 56-60, M

@turningthekeys I would love for that to be true, lol.

turningthekeys · 31-35, F

@DavidBianchet2 that's the irony. I was just stupid.