What has become your earliest childhood memory, and at what age was it?

Splitting time in Phoenix Arizona and Los Angeles in the 90s and early 2000s

When I was a fetus. It still so vivid, as if it happened yesterday. I strangled my twin with umbilical cord. Parents were pissed. But I begged not to be aborted. Lucky parents were pro-life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Much to their chagrin, I'm pro-abortion!!!!!!!!! Which is what I did to my twin brother!!!!

I was 3. I dropped a bowl with milk and cereal. and I received a series of smacks on my cheeks by mom. I was crying and begging her to show mercy. Nothing. It was like talking to brick wall. Ever since 33 years now I have been depressed. Yep. That's my earlier memory.

I think it was Christmas at my grandparents when i was 4 or 5