My first tutorial on how to speak Koggg

Lesson 1

Forget everything you learned in grade school about language Syntax ..
EG . MEE NO STANDDD UNDRR. ME NO KARE .

That includes spelling , proper sentence structure , and so ON
ME SED. ME NO KARE.

Verbs may be used as nouns and nouns as as verbs, adjectives and adverbs are inconsequential .
KOGGG CAN SMASH . KOGG LUV DEERLY. DEER KOGGG SLAVE NOW .

one word is considered a full sentence
Eg. SMASH ! DEER! RULE !

I expect you all to practice on your own time . There will be a test whenever Koggg sees fit ..so be prepared , because punishment is WASH KOGGG LOGG ..