You Want To Know Something About Me
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Here is something else you should know. My mother told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar. I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
My mother also told that there is a difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
Some like to say that their kinky and some are claim are perverted. But how do you tell the difference. Here is how i describe it. To me kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Here is something else you should know. My mother told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar. I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
My mother also told that there is a difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
Some like to say that their kinky and some are claim are perverted. But how do you tell the difference. Here is how i describe it. To me kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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