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I Want To Tell You 20 Things About Me

1) I'm Andrew.
2) I'm 25 years old and I feel like life is passing me by.
3) I'm a computer geek.
4) I am Cherokee and Blackfoot Indian.
5) I have Asperger syndrome.
6) Even though I've had multiple opportunities to replace my 2000 Ford Taurus that has almost 200,000 miles, I refuse to do so because I love it too much and it still runs fantastically.
7) I have an annoyingly affectionate Bombay cat that I both love dearly and want to strangle sometimes.
8) Due to my sensitivity to the sense of touch, the only kind of underwear I can wear are microfiber silk boxers.
9) I'm a political independent with libertarian views (chiefly socially liberal and fiscally conservative). Stay out of my private life and my wallet, Big Gov't. Kthxbai.
10) I work at two liquor stores.
11) Sigur Rós, M83 and The Contortionist are my three favorite bands ever. Interestingly diverse choices, right?
12) I am one of the only people I know who still writes checks.
13) I have a guitar I want to learn to play, but can't because I work so many hours.
14) I am deathly terrified of spiders.
15) I am a non-traditional gay male. (e.g. I don't lisp, flick my wrists or dress in drag.)
16) I was born and raised in New York, but I live in the butthole of the south: Arkansas.
17) I have two best friends: one lives in Virginia, and the other is currently incarcerated here in Arkansas and plans to move to California when he gets out. I'll be sufficiently alone then. :'(
18) I actually have a very unhealthy lifestyle: I eat too much processed food, drink too much alcohol and don't exercise enough. I need to change that.
19) I used to be into paintball when I had the money to afford it.
20) I have come a long way in the past three years and I'm very proud of the progress that I've made in life, but I still have a long way to go.
SilverChain
What's your worst experience with a spider??
chubbystringbean · 31-35, M
All of them? Lol I suppose my worst experience was when I was about 12 or so... my family and I had just moved to a new house, so I was outside looking around at the backyard. Somehow (I forget how), I got an enormous spider on my chest. I instantly started running around the yard in circles, screaming and beating myself in the chest. I stopped, thinking it was surely dead. I look down and the fucker is making a beeline run for my face. I ripped my shirt off (tearing it in the process), threw it as hard as I could and ran back inside lol.
SilverChain
Lmao! I can so imagine that 😂 I don't mind spiders too much but fair enough if a massive one is running for my face then fuck that lol
chubbystringbean · 31-35, M
I can't believe I forgot about this.... my downright worst experience with a spider was when I was an area driver for Enterprise Rent-A-Car. I was delivering a Chrysler 300 to a local rental branch, and when I got about a 1/4 mile from the branch, a HUGE garden spider (one of the ones with the huge marble shaped ass) extended down from the sun visor right in front of my face. I shoved myself back into the seat, gasped for air and laid the gas pedal on the floor. I literally ended up doing 85 when I went screeching into the branch parking lot. I threw that car in park and flew out so fast, I fell and landed on my ass. My boss was driving right behind me and was pretty mad at how fast I was driving, but once he saw that enormous spider right there, he took some mercy on me lol.
NYChic
What type of alcohol?
chubbystringbean · 31-35, M
Okay, on the scotch: depends on whether you're looking for price or quality. If price is your main concern, give John Barr a try if you have it in your area. I've tried the red label and it's pretty good. I also have a regular at the liquor store I work at and he buys the black label; he insists it tastes almost exactly like Johnnie Walker black label. If price is no concern, give Macallan 12 Year a try.

Bourbon I don't know how much I could help you with... I'm not a huge bourbon drinker. I can tell you that my store sells a lot of a bourbon called Bulleit. It's a pricier brand, but people swear by it. Whether it's available there or not is beyond me, but maybe give it a try if you can find it.

Disclaimer: I assume no responsibility if you spend money on anything I suggest and you find it sucks. Haha.
chubbystringbean · 31-35, M
Also, I have sampled a bourbon once called Basil Hayden's. For a bourbon, it's not too bad, but it's also a pricier brand.
NYChic
Lol.....thanks for the info. Ill take a look around the wholesale place where I get my alcohol.

Disclaimer: I release you of all and any responsibilities based on your opinions or facts. If what I purchase takes like shit, I will give it away to an unsuspecting ahole.

 
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