I Want to Share 100 Things About Me
100 things about me- will write another one soon... 1. I tend to go and on on about some things, so some of these answers may waffle on a bit!
2. I'm 6 ft 3 in tall
3. I'm happily married for 24 years, to lorna.
4. I've only had sex with one person in my life- my wife
5. I have green eyes
6. I love my coffee - at least 7-10 large cups a day- sometime black, sometimes white
7. I smoke a little marijuana - only a small bit- but it helps round the sharp edges of the day.
8. I have 2 cats - storm, a long haired tortoiseshell female, and shadow, a semi-long haired ginger
9. I'm a workaholic - I have a part time eve job in a local bingo hall, where I cashier, and I run my own tv and home entertainment installation service
10. My elderly parents need a lot of help from me, so, most days, I spend round their house, shopping, tidying, and cooking etc- this takes up about 5-6 hours of each day.
11. Im 44 years old
12. I have OCD in so many parts of my life.
13. I hate lateness- if u say 10 o'clock, then be there for five to ten, not quarter past!!
14. I hate laziness - if you can do- then bloody well do it, don't leave it for someone else- sorry, rant over.
16. I have a very wicked sense of humour
16. Noone noticed I used 16. Twice
17. I love cooking, and baking
18. I need to go to the shop to get tobacco in a moment. '!!
19. Err yes please, sorry, wife asked if I want more coffee- as if I would say no!!
20. My parents divorced about 30+ years ago, but still live in the same house together- now I know it sounds weird, but they still sort-of get along, but mum sits in her room, and dad sits in his room- now it does get Akward when dad says - ask mum for- and she says tell him---and he says- why is she---, and she says tell him - well you get the picture - me running backward an forwards - tell him this - tell her that- but I've lived with it for 30 years- and it's my sort-of normal now
21. I live in the south-east of england- Essex- Southend- and the towns claim to fame is that we have the longest pier in the WORLD !!
22. I sometimes feel very low and not worth anything- my depression comes and goes- but lately, it's been around lots.
23. I'm back from the corner shop now - I've bought my tobacco- and I've just smoked a small joint- so things may get a bit weird now onwards !!
24. I only ever shower- haven't got time to run a bath, lay there, soak, wash, wipe bath over - no thanks - a quick shower- all done.
25. I'm a quarter of the way through this list- Im a very keen photographer- lots of my pics are on picyou, and streamzoo- if you want details - msg me- I only photograph nature and wildlife- so pervs - dont bother !! Lol
26. I try to post a new story on Ep- every day- but some days it's difficult to find time. - and yes - I've got a free morning today - hence this post.
27. I hate, loath, HATE bad spelling and grammar - especially if it's in an important letter. - when I get a letter in the post- if it has spelling and grammar issues, I let them know about it. I don't mind accrinoms - btw, ATM, lol, even cu l8r is ok in msgs, but not in the real world please.
28. I don't drink alcohol - maybe at Christmas, but otherwise, no thanks
29. I dislike drunkenness
30. I found Ep by accident.
31. I found it whilst surfing the net, looking for someone who shares my (I thought) weird fetish. - I like to watch girls who are desperate to pee themselves. - yup, that's half the audience gone. Just you and me left now.
32. I love the sound of rain, falling on my corrigated plastic roof in my concervatory.
33. I'm a very keen gardener- love growing all sorts of seeds, and flowers, and bulbs.
34. I once grew a shed full of marijuana- but the smell - you could smell it from outside the shed- so I cropped and smoked what I could- before the police got wind of it!!
35. I'm very adventurous sexually, but only with women. Got no problems with gay men, two of my very best friends are gay, and I've worked with two gay men In one of my first jobs. They are all sooo funny with the things they say and do- but I'm afraid my bum is exit only. Don't like the thought of it I'm afraid. - well there goes a few more viewers. - sorry guys - I love u all really - but just not for me.
36. I love true blood- the tv series- brilliant.
37. I think the Harry potter films are awesome. - but the talking books - read by Stephen fry, are better.
38. I get up at 06:30 every morning
39. I go to bed late every night.
40. I don't get a lot of sleep these days.
41. I only use Ep on my iPhone - and my account is a secret.
42. I love the friends I've got on Ep- but I wished I could talk to them all more than what I do.
43. I find myself drawn to people who need help- and then, spend hours worrying about their problems, as well as mine
44. I used to be a train driver.
45. Before that, I was a baker.
46. I love technology - if it's the new gadget out- I want one.
47. I don't like fried eggs- any other way, but not fried.
48. I never eat breakfast.
49. I take size 11(uk size) shoes.
50. Half way through- I have brown hair that goes down below my shoulders, but I normally tie it back in a ponytail.
51. I don't drive a car- never bothered to learn.
52. I ride my pushbike everywhere
53. I had nearly two years of counciling after a nervous breakdown.
54. I try not to get mad or angry- I have a really furious temper, so I always try to keep it locked away- but sometimes - the beast tries to escape- and I can't get it back into the box.
55. It's taken me an hour so far- I love pasta and spaghetti.
56. I don't drink tea - well not by prefference - ah, some more coffee please- thank you
57. I once solved the rubiks cube in 1min-16 seconds
58. I'm not that keen on dining out in restaurants - you've got to dress up, get there, wait ages for your food. I get so little free time, eating is a need, not a luxury.
59. I love going out clubbing - 4/4 beats banging away, girls dancing, the feel and the sound of the music.
60. I've seen all of the original star wars movies - new hope, empire, Jedi, - so many times, I think I know the sc<x>ript for each film
61. I love the snow.
62. I love the west highlands of Scotland - fort William, mallaig, loch lomond, loch shiel. Mountians.
63. I've climbed Ben Nevis- the uk's highest peak.
64. I can't swim- if god had wanted me to swim, he would have givene flippers instead of legs.
65 I'm allegic to penicillin
66. Two thirds of the way through - I sleep on the left side of the king size bed i own.
67. I think the world is a cruel place sometimes - wars, destruction, murders.
68. My younger brother was killed by girlfriends lover - in fact - he murdered them both. - that's made you stop in your tracks, hasn't it?
68. Every day - I miss Steve, my brother.
69. - oh now there's a nice number- hmm naughty thoughts - lol
70. I write and compose club music on my PC, using a piece of software called "reason"
71. I have a huge collection of vinyl Lp's and singles
72. I download music and don't always buy the cd- and I know the artist doesnt get paid etc, but it's the way if things now days- in my youth, we used to record Lp's to cassette, what's the difference??
73. I have a magical gift for numbers - I can work out the cost of my weekly shopping, to within a couple of pounds - I can add many numbers together in my head- in fact, to me, math is sooo easy- I really can't see why anybody has a problem giving me change in a shop, if I give them the odd 21pence
74. Im addicted to these 24 hour news channels - when I was young, you had to wait for the evening news on the tv- now it's there all day, every day- an if there a news story like the super storm in the USA recently, I'm glued to the tv all the time
75. 3/4 there - I can whistle and hum at the same time!!
76. I don't lie much- sometimes a little, but I normally tell the truth.
77. I wonder if there is a heaven
78. - now another interesting number- when I was young- we had a record pla<x>yer- it played 33 rpm Lp's, 45 rpm singles, and 78 rpm albums- now I never owned a 78 rpm record- but I did notice if you add 33 and 45 - - - you get 78!!
79. I make my own jam and preserves.
80. I once had a dog walking business- I would walk your dog if you didn't,want to or couldn't
81. I can fix a puncture on a bicycle wheel, in about 4 minutes.
82. I love the cold weather, better than the hot weather
83. I think it's time for another coffee and another small joint to inspire ne for the last few items on this list.
84. I love outer space - planets, stars, nebula, black holes, the universe, everything Is different - it's awesome
85. I was sad when Patrick Moore passed away
86. I enjoy watching Stephen fry on tv
87. I have read the hobbit hundreds of times - but am worried the film won't live up to the book.
88. Stephen king is my fav author
89. Christine by stephen king is my favorite book.
90. Nearly there - I grow mustard and cress, on a saucer, with tissue paper, on my window ledge.
91. I ask lots of silly questions on Ep
92. I don't always get answers from my silly questions - and then I think nobody can be bothered - and then I feel I can't be bothered any more, and then I post some more.
93. I wonder if my life is complicated - and I wonder if other people have the same issues as me.
94. I'm glad I'm telling you all this stuff
95. I wonder when it will stop raining - I've got to go out on my bike soon.
96. I am easily embarresed in the real world - but here on Ep- I have no problems talking about anything.
97. I worry about the green issue with the earth- are we really killing the planet??
98. Why are some people so rich, and so much wealth and happiness ?? And others live on the street, with nothing!?- this concerns me alot.
99. I'm a 99th of the way there- 99 percent done - I wonder if there's a hell- or are we already here. !?
100. I love my Ep friends - and you for reading all this shot about me and my insignificant life.
I mean Im happy in it- its my world - but it's not your world- and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading it.
Lots of love n hugs-
Mark xxx
Xxx Mwa xxX
As a postnote to this story - it is my sad duty to inform you - my father passed away in february of 2013Mark xxxx
2. I'm 6 ft 3 in tall
3. I'm happily married for 24 years, to lorna.
4. I've only had sex with one person in my life- my wife
5. I have green eyes
6. I love my coffee - at least 7-10 large cups a day- sometime black, sometimes white
7. I smoke a little marijuana - only a small bit- but it helps round the sharp edges of the day.
8. I have 2 cats - storm, a long haired tortoiseshell female, and shadow, a semi-long haired ginger
9. I'm a workaholic - I have a part time eve job in a local bingo hall, where I cashier, and I run my own tv and home entertainment installation service
10. My elderly parents need a lot of help from me, so, most days, I spend round their house, shopping, tidying, and cooking etc- this takes up about 5-6 hours of each day.
11. Im 44 years old
12. I have OCD in so many parts of my life.
13. I hate lateness- if u say 10 o'clock, then be there for five to ten, not quarter past!!
14. I hate laziness - if you can do- then bloody well do it, don't leave it for someone else- sorry, rant over.
16. I have a very wicked sense of humour
16. Noone noticed I used 16. Twice
17. I love cooking, and baking
18. I need to go to the shop to get tobacco in a moment. '!!
19. Err yes please, sorry, wife asked if I want more coffee- as if I would say no!!
20. My parents divorced about 30+ years ago, but still live in the same house together- now I know it sounds weird, but they still sort-of get along, but mum sits in her room, and dad sits in his room- now it does get Akward when dad says - ask mum for- and she says tell him---and he says- why is she---, and she says tell him - well you get the picture - me running backward an forwards - tell him this - tell her that- but I've lived with it for 30 years- and it's my sort-of normal now
21. I live in the south-east of england- Essex- Southend- and the towns claim to fame is that we have the longest pier in the WORLD !!
22. I sometimes feel very low and not worth anything- my depression comes and goes- but lately, it's been around lots.
23. I'm back from the corner shop now - I've bought my tobacco- and I've just smoked a small joint- so things may get a bit weird now onwards !!
24. I only ever shower- haven't got time to run a bath, lay there, soak, wash, wipe bath over - no thanks - a quick shower- all done.
25. I'm a quarter of the way through this list- Im a very keen photographer- lots of my pics are on picyou, and streamzoo- if you want details - msg me- I only photograph nature and wildlife- so pervs - dont bother !! Lol
26. I try to post a new story on Ep- every day- but some days it's difficult to find time. - and yes - I've got a free morning today - hence this post.
27. I hate, loath, HATE bad spelling and grammar - especially if it's in an important letter. - when I get a letter in the post- if it has spelling and grammar issues, I let them know about it. I don't mind accrinoms - btw, ATM, lol, even cu l8r is ok in msgs, but not in the real world please.
28. I don't drink alcohol - maybe at Christmas, but otherwise, no thanks
29. I dislike drunkenness
30. I found Ep by accident.
31. I found it whilst surfing the net, looking for someone who shares my (I thought) weird fetish. - I like to watch girls who are desperate to pee themselves. - yup, that's half the audience gone. Just you and me left now.
32. I love the sound of rain, falling on my corrigated plastic roof in my concervatory.
33. I'm a very keen gardener- love growing all sorts of seeds, and flowers, and bulbs.
34. I once grew a shed full of marijuana- but the smell - you could smell it from outside the shed- so I cropped and smoked what I could- before the police got wind of it!!
35. I'm very adventurous sexually, but only with women. Got no problems with gay men, two of my very best friends are gay, and I've worked with two gay men In one of my first jobs. They are all sooo funny with the things they say and do- but I'm afraid my bum is exit only. Don't like the thought of it I'm afraid. - well there goes a few more viewers. - sorry guys - I love u all really - but just not for me.
36. I love true blood- the tv series- brilliant.
37. I think the Harry potter films are awesome. - but the talking books - read by Stephen fry, are better.
38. I get up at 06:30 every morning
39. I go to bed late every night.
40. I don't get a lot of sleep these days.
41. I only use Ep on my iPhone - and my account is a secret.
42. I love the friends I've got on Ep- but I wished I could talk to them all more than what I do.
43. I find myself drawn to people who need help- and then, spend hours worrying about their problems, as well as mine
44. I used to be a train driver.
45. Before that, I was a baker.
46. I love technology - if it's the new gadget out- I want one.
47. I don't like fried eggs- any other way, but not fried.
48. I never eat breakfast.
49. I take size 11(uk size) shoes.
50. Half way through- I have brown hair that goes down below my shoulders, but I normally tie it back in a ponytail.
51. I don't drive a car- never bothered to learn.
52. I ride my pushbike everywhere
53. I had nearly two years of counciling after a nervous breakdown.
54. I try not to get mad or angry- I have a really furious temper, so I always try to keep it locked away- but sometimes - the beast tries to escape- and I can't get it back into the box.
55. It's taken me an hour so far- I love pasta and spaghetti.
56. I don't drink tea - well not by prefference - ah, some more coffee please- thank you
57. I once solved the rubiks cube in 1min-16 seconds
58. I'm not that keen on dining out in restaurants - you've got to dress up, get there, wait ages for your food. I get so little free time, eating is a need, not a luxury.
59. I love going out clubbing - 4/4 beats banging away, girls dancing, the feel and the sound of the music.
60. I've seen all of the original star wars movies - new hope, empire, Jedi, - so many times, I think I know the sc<x>ript for each film
61. I love the snow.
62. I love the west highlands of Scotland - fort William, mallaig, loch lomond, loch shiel. Mountians.
63. I've climbed Ben Nevis- the uk's highest peak.
64. I can't swim- if god had wanted me to swim, he would have givene flippers instead of legs.
65 I'm allegic to penicillin
66. Two thirds of the way through - I sleep on the left side of the king size bed i own.
67. I think the world is a cruel place sometimes - wars, destruction, murders.
68. My younger brother was killed by girlfriends lover - in fact - he murdered them both. - that's made you stop in your tracks, hasn't it?
68. Every day - I miss Steve, my brother.
69. - oh now there's a nice number- hmm naughty thoughts - lol
70. I write and compose club music on my PC, using a piece of software called "reason"
71. I have a huge collection of vinyl Lp's and singles
72. I download music and don't always buy the cd- and I know the artist doesnt get paid etc, but it's the way if things now days- in my youth, we used to record Lp's to cassette, what's the difference??
73. I have a magical gift for numbers - I can work out the cost of my weekly shopping, to within a couple of pounds - I can add many numbers together in my head- in fact, to me, math is sooo easy- I really can't see why anybody has a problem giving me change in a shop, if I give them the odd 21pence
74. Im addicted to these 24 hour news channels - when I was young, you had to wait for the evening news on the tv- now it's there all day, every day- an if there a news story like the super storm in the USA recently, I'm glued to the tv all the time
75. 3/4 there - I can whistle and hum at the same time!!
76. I don't lie much- sometimes a little, but I normally tell the truth.
77. I wonder if there is a heaven
78. - now another interesting number- when I was young- we had a record pla<x>yer- it played 33 rpm Lp's, 45 rpm singles, and 78 rpm albums- now I never owned a 78 rpm record- but I did notice if you add 33 and 45 - - - you get 78!!
79. I make my own jam and preserves.
80. I once had a dog walking business- I would walk your dog if you didn't,want to or couldn't
81. I can fix a puncture on a bicycle wheel, in about 4 minutes.
82. I love the cold weather, better than the hot weather
83. I think it's time for another coffee and another small joint to inspire ne for the last few items on this list.
84. I love outer space - planets, stars, nebula, black holes, the universe, everything Is different - it's awesome
85. I was sad when Patrick Moore passed away
86. I enjoy watching Stephen fry on tv
87. I have read the hobbit hundreds of times - but am worried the film won't live up to the book.
88. Stephen king is my fav author
89. Christine by stephen king is my favorite book.
90. Nearly there - I grow mustard and cress, on a saucer, with tissue paper, on my window ledge.
91. I ask lots of silly questions on Ep
92. I don't always get answers from my silly questions - and then I think nobody can be bothered - and then I feel I can't be bothered any more, and then I post some more.
93. I wonder if my life is complicated - and I wonder if other people have the same issues as me.
94. I'm glad I'm telling you all this stuff
95. I wonder when it will stop raining - I've got to go out on my bike soon.
96. I am easily embarresed in the real world - but here on Ep- I have no problems talking about anything.
97. I worry about the green issue with the earth- are we really killing the planet??
98. Why are some people so rich, and so much wealth and happiness ?? And others live on the street, with nothing!?- this concerns me alot.
99. I'm a 99th of the way there- 99 percent done - I wonder if there's a hell- or are we already here. !?
100. I love my Ep friends - and you for reading all this shot about me and my insignificant life.
I mean Im happy in it- its my world - but it's not your world- and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading it.
Lots of love n hugs-
Mark xxx
Xxx Mwa xxX
As a postnote to this story - it is my sad duty to inform you - my father passed away in february of 2013Mark xxxx
