I Will Tell You 10 Things About Me

1: I own a bed but sleep on a couch.
2: I'm addicted to water and don't think I can quit.
3: I have lint in my pocket.
4: I like doing donuts in my jeep.
5: I have candy in my windowless van.
6: I own magic beans.
7: When my Jedi mind tricks fail I resort to violence.
8: I invented the wheel.
9: My beard is a dangerous maniac.
10: I tend to lie.