I need a new brain.

At least you are self aware enough to notice you forgot. When you start leaving heating elements on and not remembering you ever turned them on, that's when you need to visit a retirement home/assisted living.

Today when I was doing the dishes I couldn't find the sink plug, hunting all over for it, I thought it was lost until I looked in the sink.. oh, I already put it in. lol.

I vaguely remember that there was a study done on this kind of forgetfulness and it seems that it is very common that walking through a doorway into another room makes one forget. Apparently it afflicts almost everyone to some degree or another.

I definitely go into rooms and forget why I'm there

I definitely have had similar experiences.

LOL, I've definitely done that.

Middle age is so fun.

A lot of serial killers do that. You'll never hear about one actually eating a chicken pot pie.

You smoking that pot pie lol