Have you ever destroyed a public restroom so bad that you were a little embarrassed?
One day, I ate a Subway turkey sandwich that wrecked my stomach (too much yellow mustard, I think). As my guts were bubbling, I was seriously brown-capping. Finally got to a toilet in a big furniture store, dropped drawers, and exploded my ass into a semi clean toilet bowl. You know that you are stinking when you cant stand yourself - I had to pull my undershirt up over my nose to filter some of the funk. Some guy walked in to use one of the sinks, said "Jesus!", and walked out. I could only laugh as I was grossing myself out as well but I felt alot better with the relief of intestinal pressure.