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UndeadSona · F
Ayo 💀 those are weird cats
Bang5luts · M
Effin amazing.
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@jshm2 I would leave out the door immediately upon seeing them turn around the corner and walk towards me. I would get in my car, drive away, and delete her number. I might just break my phone, how great my rush to never talk to her again would be.
I can deal with a cat watch me have sex. A dog. No way I'm letting a flock of skunk eye me as I groan and involuntarily jerk muscles. Can you imagine them laying all over the bed, on the pillows as you are going, just staring? Performance anxiety, at the very least.
I can deal with a cat watch me have sex. A dog. No way I'm letting a flock of skunk eye me as I groan and involuntarily jerk muscles. Can you imagine them laying all over the bed, on the pillows as you are going, just staring? Performance anxiety, at the very least.